Los Angeles Dodgers lose their mind

All right, first of all, we would like to say that we are not making this up.

The Los Angeles Dodgers are advertising a promotional giveaway of a lunchbox, sponsored by Cacique, at their August 19th game against the Colorado Rockies.

Maybe they don't know this, but Cacique is a lingerie retailer.

Wait, it gets better.

Not only are the Dodgers offering a lunchbox to children 14 and under, sponsored by a company that makes sexy women's underwear, but Cacique is owned by Lane Bryant, and it sells lingerie to women who wear size 12 to 28.

Wait, it gets better yet.

In the TV commercial which ran Wednesday night on KCAL Channel 9 in Los Angeles, an adorable female moppet no older than four is shown, we're not making this up, eating ice cream straight out of the carton with a Dodgers player.

You can't make it up.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have scheduled a promotion giving away a children's lunchbox, sponsored by a large-sized lingerie maker, and they're advertising it by showing a young girl eating ice cream straight out of the carton.

"Eat up, honey, Vin Scully doesn't like them skinny."

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!!

YOU CAN'T GIVE AWAY A LUNCHBOX TO CHILDREN SPONSORED BY A LINGERIE COMPANY THAT MARKETS TO OVERWEIGHT WOMEN!!!

WAKE THE HELL UP!

This marketing consultation service is presented to the Los Angeles Dodgers at no charge, courtesy of America Wants To Know.

You're welcome.


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